UPDATE February 27, 2013: A shitstorm of 30 emails arrived today through the Montlake Forum, after this seemingly innocent comment:
Imagine my surprise when I opened my garbage can and discovered a bag of pooch poop. I was surprised because, I don’t have a dog! I have no idea about the rules regarding disposal of such waste. The bag wasn’t even tied. Please take your pooch poop with you and disposal of it in your receptacle.
A neighborhood survey was recently conducted to better understand and prioritize the many issues that affect us here in Montlakeshire. However, one burning issue was missing from the survey despite having set the Montlake Forum ablaze with controversy earlier this year: what should dog walkers do with their bags of poop?
Now that we’re all friends again, it’s time to settle the Great Forum Shitstorm of 2012 with a legally binding poll: